I have a Unicorn pierce its horn through your chest.

Chug bottles of sake (a Japanese wine) down your throat, non-stop.

UnicornPrancer wrote:I would go and find Nakiko and let her have her way with you.... >

I miss Nakiko, and her sadistic ways, so long that it's not towards me.

pour pure alcohol into your eyes that are force opened and choke you with venomous insects down your screaming mouth (I will make you breath with a tube while they do their job on your throat)

UnicornPrancer wrote:I would go and find Nakiko and let her have her way with you.... >

Oh I miss her too, (I need the onion with tea on this one!), but to suffer with her :affraid: , hum, just to get in contact again, good sadistic memories indeed.

Douse you in gasoline and set you alight. In a primary school so you can take all the kiddies with you to a fiery grave.

make a drill out of an Unicorn horn and liquify you while I'm streaming it to the world and tvs of all the world (kinda the same Idea as Brandon, sorry, lets say it was inspired from it), hum, not enough? I will piss on what is left and drink the mix of you, I will be popular, I will get arrested (if they catch me) and you will end in a river (and then in the ocean).

Lock you in a white, spacious, and bright room, where you sit in the middle on a white standard chair, and with thousands clocks of different designs hanging on the walls, all at the same time, having the same ticking sound. The door is barely visible from where you are, and it's a white sliding door that looks exactly like a wall from where you sit. There's nothing in the room except fresh air, a very cold environment as the air-coolers are on, the clocks, the chair, you, and the constant ticking of the clocks.

It'll be an interesting experiment to conduct...

I really would wreak havoc, obliterate all and rip yourself apart like a berserk eva

Have a cupcake with nanobots planted in them. They'll make sure that you live in the loo, forever till you drop.

Make you have lucid dreams. Of Boku no Pico until you don't want to sleep anymore and die of lack of sleep.

Make neko girls lose their neko form and turn into normal girls who find you weird, right in front of you.

(that would be only a semi-bad nightmare)

I give you the power to make everything you touch dark boiling coffee, don't resist the temptation, you want to know how you taste... (or die stewed with coffee).

I'm not really interested to know how I taste if I'm coffee

Leak neurotoxic gas into your room when you're asleep. You die so quietly, so... Peacefully...

throw the snakes with the most powerful neurotoxin in the world, you are gonna die fast, painfully, and look kinda unrecognizable =/.

You wanna know how unrecognizable works best as a description!? Strong acid over your entire body that's what!

leave you into a radiative controlled environment to see all your reactions to it, I'm gonna have fun watching you corrode and implode, Ooh and those burns incessantly hurting and itching...

Hmm... Not sure if you'll get how I'm gonna kill you from this but...

graft hungry parasites into your brain and body, you will just feel horrible pain while losing your cognitive and body functions and become a shell of yourself until you ultimately die. (helping to accomplish the reproductive life of several parasitic life forms at least).

Let sour man loose upon you to show you who's boss.

whip his ass and yours with an electric whip, you will bleed, squirm and burn until you are dead.

Throw you into an incinerator that burns forever but will not kill you. You'll be sitting inside of the incinerator for all eternity.

I strangle you with my microphone cord!

you will see my ruddy eyes every time you close your eyes and every time you see the darkest corner, you will just suicide as you watch my eyes smirking at your last breath...

Converts your body into data and make you fight viruses in computers. You have no weapons by the way so the probability of you dying in any fight is... ... ... 98.71289%! The count goes up as you grow tired and weary.

you will be the computer in which I'm fighting the viruses, If I lose, then you are death, and there seems to be a huge chance for it XP, so pray for me to win.

I should have mentioned that I placed you in a virtual machine that I have infected with viruses so nope, no harm done to me (as the computer) if you die in it.